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A female with her head and right arm and left leg sliced off has once in a while been observed talking into the night as if someone in addition was there.
An ET from deep space is once in a while noticed walking a Terrier on a dark night on a shadowy Alma residential street.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances going bananas in Bear Branch.
A huge reindeer can now and then be spotted taking in the surroundings at Aldridge And Eason Lake Dam on a dark night.
A minotaur has regularly been distinguished obliterating a map at the entrance to General Coffee State Park.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world is often perceived peeking through residence windows in Alma after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has allegedly been spotted on several instances going through garbage container on an Alma residential street.
The ghost of a man hauling a blood-splattered
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knife may often be perceived hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Alma. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has sometimes been noticed gazing at an old man slumbering in a bed in a flat in Alma. Some of those who live here
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claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Alma many years ago.
A space alien has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions in a clothing store in the Alma vicinity.
An extremely large bat may occasionally be witnessed struggling up from a storm drain on an Alma avenue at night.
The ghost of a man with a name etched into his foot was made out poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Alma. This exact phantom has been made out frequently in this zone. It's been declared that this individual ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Alma some decades ago.
The phantom of a train driver was perceived playing a piece of music on an accordion in an Alma house. There have been additional reports on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity.
A woman devoid of a head emerged in a mirror in an Alma trailer; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror. Other reports of this phantom have been conveyed.
A large chilling giant was distinguished
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in a trailer outside Alma.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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