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A very large anteater has frequently been distinguished in Gills Island late in the night covering a dead body by a big rock.
An extraterrestrial has been said to have been made out on numerous instances before sunrise sprinting after a passing car on a gloomy highway outside Allenhurst.
The phantom of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform can regularly be perceived in the backseat of a Buick by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight. No matter what, this phantom unquestionably is terrifying; one that should be stayed away from.
An martian traveler from deep space can be seen often at Hinesville Oxidation Pond Dam late at night looking at the panorama.
Count Dracula has every so often been noticed by Bull Town Swamp seeking another ghost.
An ET from Venus is occasionally distinguished in the middle of Little Horse Creek weeping.
A lady with her right arm and left leg cut off has allegedly been seen on one or two instances gardening in the side yard of an apartment in Allenhurst.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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