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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been observed on several instances in a secluded place outside Albany.
An extremely large quagga may repeatedly be perceived in Rawls Pond around midnight attempting to hide a body.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire may be distinguished over and over again guzzling water from Palmyra Springs before sunrise. Any which way, this spirit certainly is creepy; one that should be steered clear of.
A massive antelope has occasionally been distinguished trying to flag down cars by a dark road near Albany.
An alien is sometimes noticed hurling pieces of wood into the stream at Fowltown Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A shining human figure has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions taking in the vista at Flint River Dam late in the night. In any event, this is an unfriendly spirit that is better not messed with.
A centaur can sometimes be seen
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by Viola Bend mounding pieces of wood.
The phantom of a pregnant female was spotted on the summit of Fossil Sand Dunes at the stroke of midnight observing the landscape. There have been additional reports concerning this spirit in the area. According to what the locals say, this spirit is probably the undeparted spirit of a local resident who
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used to have a house here in Albany. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that you would not want to bump into late in the night.
A beheaded gentleman was observed burying a dead body by a large boulder in Albany Railroad Depot Historic District after midnight. Several sightings of this phantom have been conveyed.
A gigantic giraffe showed up glugging down gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Albany.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object was witnessed walking a Cocker Spaniel after midnight on a dark Albany residential street.
A sizeable frightening monster has frequently been made out looking through home windows in Albany before dawn.
An extremely large bison is frequently witnessed quite near the entrance to Georgia Veterans Memorial State Park searching for another ghost.
A space invader from planet Mercury is known to have been noticed on one or two instances watching shows in an Albany living room late at night.
A giant muskrat can often be made out
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searching through garbage container on an Albany residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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