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An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been observed on frequent instances at Tucker Lake Dam before sunrise looking for someone.
A gentleman with the head of a demon was noticed holding a cranium by Tenmile Bay. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody else there. Whatever folks verbalize, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that should be stayed away from.
A moderately decomposed human corpse became visible at Braswell Creek on a dark night chucking rocks into the stream. The appearance of the onlooker scared the ghost who then disappeared. One of the folks who live here strongly asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Alapaha some decades ago. Nevertheless, this is a nasty spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet after midnight.
Vasco da Gama was distinguished snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Alapaha.
A space alien from another world showed up in an Alapaha secondary school in the early morning hours marching the corridors.
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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