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These are some lies we made up about Alamo.
Vincent van Gogh has occasionally been spotted hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Bear Creek after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful female clothed as a house keeper has been said to have been noticed on many instances talking into the air at Cleggs Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. Locals who have witnessed this ghost argue this ghost may perhaps be a recognized past resident of Alamo. One thing's for sure, it certainly is a chilling ghost that you don't want to come across at night.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can sometimes be observed reading a newsletter before dawn by a vending machine in Alamo.
A very large walrus has often been perceived relaxing at the dining table in an Alamo residence trying to find someone.
An alien is often made out traveling on a stallion alongside a road outside Alamo.
The phantom of a homeless guy is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances
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howling in General Coffee State Park near the park headquarters. Locals here claim that this phantom is probably the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to have a house here in Alamo.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may often be observed in a phone booth in Alamo making a telephone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Alamo
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Ghost Sightings From Alamo
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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