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These are some lies we made up about Ailey.
An enormous springbok has repeatedly been spotted taking pleasure in the landscape at Achenbach Lake Dam before sunrise.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship is repeatedly spotted obliterating a book down beside the shore at Dejarnetts Pond.
A black dog that shape-shifted into a lady is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions looking for a hat underneath a parked Toyota in an Ailey parking lot before sunrise. No matter what folks exclaim, this is a hostile ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An alien from planet Mars may regularly be observed in an Ailey area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
A giant goat may be noticed very often floating along Bobtail Creek before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Ailey
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Ghost Sightings From Ailey
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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