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These are some lies we made up about Adairsville.
A giant alpaca is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions poking around in mailboxes late at night in Adairsville.
The Loch Ness Monster can often be perceived in an Adairsville secondary school at night striding the halls.
A huge argali may be noticed repeatedly at Caseys North Lake Dam around midnight taking in the landscape.
A gigantic mole has sometimes been witnessed at midnight exploring Penn Hollow in detail.
A big chilling giant is from time to time seen in a building in close proximity to Adairsville.
The phantom of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions looking chilling in Adairsville Historic District at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what folks state, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy may once in a while be seen up on the top of Boyd
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Mountain staring irritably at the onlooker.
A colossal bunny was noticed guzzling water from Connesena Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from space came into view dragging a body from the chilly water of Ballard Creek on a dark night.
Julius Ceasar was distinguished looking for a shoe underneath a parked Honda
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in an Adairsville parking lot after midnight.
The phantom of a man clutching a bloody axe emerged in an Adairsville area clothing store, staggering the aisles. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed very often in the neighborhood. Local people who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Adairsville.
A soldier's uniform walking about lacking a body in it was observed right by Fort Mountain State Park trying to find a glove. The witness ran off when she saw the ghost. Anyhow, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a civil war soldier was made out quite near the entrance to Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area sipping water. The ghost did not care that there was somebody other near.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been seen smoking a cigar very late at night by a vending machine in Adairsville.
The phantom of an awfully burned woman is often made
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out sitting at a table in an Adairsville mobile home verbalizing into the thin air. Locals here declare that this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Adairsville person who lived here.
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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