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These are some lies we made up about Abbeville.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can frequently be made out staring at the water by Addison Dam at midnight.
A very large fawn can be observed time and again in Boat Ramp Statham Shoals late in the night going out of control.
An ET has every now and then been spotted carving a cavity down at Adam Springs in the early morning hours.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every so often made out fly fishing from the shore of Manley Estate Lake in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is rumored to have been noticed on many occasions at Ball Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing stones into the flowing water.
A space invader from another world can every now and then be perceived marveling at Phelps Bluff in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan mule was noticed looking down into the water at Burnham Bay in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Abbeville
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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