|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Yalaha.
The ghost of a woman with a bag tied around her head is rumored to have been perceived on one or two instances down near Blue Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise howling at the eye witness to be off.
The alien commander of a UFO can frequently be made out at the water at Johnsons Point going berserk.
A massive dormouse may be noticed time and again hurling stones into the flowing water at Helena Run before sunrise.
A big terrifying spirit has occasionally been seen crawling out of Dilly Marsh soaked in slime around midnight. A man who lives here asserts that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the tranquility in Yalaha. No matter what, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be avoided.
An martian traveler from another solar system is every now and then spotted glugging down blood from a container up on Tomato Hill.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Yalaha
Submit a lie about Yalaha, Florida:
Other untruthful towns near Yalaha, Florida:
Howey In The Hills, Florida, 3 miles away
Okahumpka, Florida, 5 miles away
Leesburg, Florida, 6 miles away
Astatula, Florida, 7 miles away
Fruitland Park, Florida, 9 miles away
Groveland, Florida, 11 miles away
Mascotte, Florida, 11 miles away
Montverde, Florida, 13 miles away
Clermont, Florida, 13 miles away
Oakland, Florida, 17 miles away
Wildwood, Florida, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Florida
|
Ghost Sightings From Yalaha
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
MORE JOKES
|
