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These are some lies we made up about Winter Haven.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is every so often made out pulling up weeds in the yard of a house in Winter Haven.
An ET from another world has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions by a guy fishing by a lake in the vicinity of Winter Haven.
A female having the head of a goblin may occasionally be observed shuffling orbs about in Inman Park late in the night. It has been alleged that this exact ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Winter Haven. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A huge walrus was made out sitting in a chair in a residence in Winter Haven.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there emerged pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Boggy Branch on a dark night. The viewer became frightened and ran off. According to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost may perhaps be a recognized past resident of Winter
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Haven.
A space alien was noticed shouting at the observer to beat it next to a streetlamp in Winter Haven.
A beheaded lady was perceived wandering from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on a Winter Haven road. The ghost saluted the bystander. Local people who have distinguished this phantom assert this phantom is in all probability
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the tormented phantom of a local person who used to dwell here in Winter Haven.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen on the shore of Lake Alfred burrowing a hole.
The ghost of an eleven foot high colossal person has repeatedly been perceived near the entrance to Highlands Hammock State Park devastating a map. Locals here assert that this ghost is the struggling soul of a former Winter Haven local resident.
The phantom of an adolescent girl is regularly spotted rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Winter Haven building very late at night.
An Icthyosaurus has been witnessed on a handful of instances looking at folks in a Winter Haven mobile home through a window.
The ghost of a female with half her head gone can repeatedly be made out standing along a shadowy road near Winter Haven.
An alien explorer from another solar system may be made out repeatedly posting a packet at a Winter Haven post office.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is sometimes
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made out talking into the night as if somebody besides was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Winter Haven
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Ghost Sightings From Winter Haven
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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