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These are some lies we made up about Winter Garden.
A creepy being has every now and then been perceived bass fishing from the water's edge of Lake Luntz on a dark night.
A gargantuan hedgehog is every now and then perceived in Irrgain Park very late at night scooping out an outlet.
An ET from Venus has supposedly been noticed on a few instances on a Winter Garden avenue at night.
An extremely large hyena may every so often be distinguished looking down into the water at Crown Point very late at night.
The ghost of a coal-miner has frequently been spotted hovering in the air like a balloon in Winter Garden. If you listen to what the locals say, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Winter Garden local person. Regardless of what people state, this phantom sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from the cosmos is repeatedly distinguished in a clothing store in the Winter Garden vicinity.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is rumored
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to have been spotted on one or two occasions trying on a jacket in a Winter Garden house.
A gargantuan wolf can repeatedly be witnessed by Lake Sidney reading a tabloid.
An alien traveler from another solar system can be made out often down next to Apopka Springs around midnight searching for a man.
The ghost of a guy clothed as
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a store clerk has every now and then been perceived right by the entrance to Blue Springs State Park holding a cranium.
The ghost of a man in a sheriff outfit is sometimes noticed snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Winter Garden. One thing's for certain, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may occasionally be seen in Canaveral National Seashore quite near the ranger station gazing. Loads of residents say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Winter Garden a long time ago. Anyhow, it's a creepy ghost that you don't want to meet before sunrise.
The ghost of an old man with a huge gray beard was observed in a Winter Garden highschool very late at night staggering the hallways. The ghost saluted the eye witness. People allege that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Winter Garden a long time ago. In any event, it sure is a chilling spirit that any wise person would not want
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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