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These are some lies we made up about Wimauma.
A gigantic boar has once in a while been distinguished in Little Manatee River State Park late in the night throwing stones.
A space invader from the cosmos has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions resting at the dining table in a Wimauma building.
A large terrifying monster has often been made out around midnight floating by on Carlton Branch.
An alien is frequently distinguished gazing at folks in a Wimauma mobile home through a keyhole.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing can often be distinguished in a secluded area next to Wimauma.
The phantom of a young-looking female in a blood-splattered wedding gown may be seen often hovering by a murky highway near Wimauma. One of the people who live here definitely says that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Wimauma local resident. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to encounter before sunrise.
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massive gnu is now and then perceived quite near Egmont Key State Park talking into the thin air.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship is known to have been made out on numerous instances dispatching a package at a Wimauma post office.
Socrates can occasionally be distinguished swallowing unleaded from a gas pump at a gas
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station in Wimauma.
A space man from planet Mercury was seen walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Wimauma lane.
A decapitated lady emerged peeping through apartment windows in Wimauma in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the watcher.
A space man from another planet was perceived watching TV in a Wimauma living room at midnight.
The phantom of an 11 foot enormous guy emerged searching through trash cans on a Wimauma road. When the ghost was noticed it faded away into the air.
A colossal weasel was seen on a Wimauma avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an adolescent girl was spotted floating in the air like a helium balloon in Wimauma. Scared by the observers the phantom receded into the night. In any case, this is an unlikable phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Wimauma
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Ghost Sightings From Wimauma
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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