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These are some lies we made up about Wildwood.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions drinking apple juice late in the night on a lawn in Wildwood.
A space alien from space may frequently be observed wandering through a house in Wildwood.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can be witnessed time and again conversing into the night down beside the water at Lake Okahumpka. One of the locals confidently asserts that this spirit takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who come looking for spirits in Wildwood.
A decapitated man has now and then been observed traveling on a horse alongside a road close to Wildwood.
A lady with her arms removed is now and then spotted at night struggling out of Black Lake covered in slime.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a blood-covered sword has purportedly been observed on numerous instances at Old Store Bayou late at night looking down into the water. Several people claim this spirit could be the soul
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of a resident who passed on here in Wildwood in the past.
A giant ram can sometimes be distinguished at a coin operated phone in Wildwood talking on the phone.
The ghost of a civil war warrior was distinguished struggling to articulate something outside Dade Battlefield Memorial State Park. The appearance of the witness terrified the
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ghost who then vanished.
A space invader came into sight shining a flash light in the middle of a secluded road in the neighborhood of Wildwood in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a gentleman with names carved into his leg came into sight staying in a derelict house in Wildwood. The phantom spoke of avenging a slaying.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space was spotted standing by a desolate highway near Wildwood.
The phantom of the driver of a train has frequently been spotted riding on a bicycle on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Wildwood. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours.
A woman with no head is known to have been distinguished on a few instances in a mobile home in Wildwood. No matter what, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person would not want to bump into.
Vasco da Gama can regularly be witnessed staggering alongside a desolate highway close to Wildwood.
A space man from Mars
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may be spotted time and again coming into sight in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Wildwood
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Ghost Sightings From Wildwood
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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