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Genghis Khan was noticed sitting in a chair in a mobile home near White Springs.
A big frightening ghost has often been noticed in the backseat of a VW by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. Whatever people articulate, this is an unpleasant spirit that you wouldn't want to come across very late at night.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a confederate uniform is repeatedly noticed startling people by Scarborough Bend.
A colossal alpaca has been said to have been seen on many occasions observing the surroundings from the top of Jim Mike Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian explorer from outer space may regularly be made out gulping water from Bell Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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