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These are some lies we made up about West Palm Beach.
An extremely large dugong is sometimes perceived in a West Palm Beach school around midnight staggering the corridors.
A huge fawn may once in a while be spotted in Okeeheelee Park before dawn hauling a body across the ground.
A big scary beast was seen in a mirror in a West Palm Beach residence; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
An extremely large gorilla materialized in an apartment right next door to West Palm Beach.
A colossal gopher was distinguished climbing out of Loxahatchee Slough drenched in filth in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a man in a police uniform materialized looking for a shoe beside a parked car in a West Palm Beach parking lot before dawn. The onlooker got freaked out and ran away.
A colossal guanaco was perceived weeping in Hugh Taylor Birch State Recreation Area near the park headquarters.
A space invader from planet Pluto has repeatedly been seen
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in a West Palm Beach area hardware store, pacing the aisles.
An Iguanodon is often spotted quite near Big Cypress National Preserve attempting to grip something.
The ghost of an aged man with a big gray beard has been noticed on numerous instances having a seat at a coffee table in a West Palm Beach trailer meditating.
A female
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with a machete sticking out of her head can repeatedly be witnessed strolling through a trailer in West Palm Beach. Several of the folks who live here argue this spirit is that of a person who had a home here in West Palm Beach many years ago. Regardless of what folks state, it's a creepy phantom that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
A space man from the cosmos can be seen often strolling through a flat in the vicinity of West Palm Beach.
A massive cougar has occasionally been witnessed at a pay phone in West Palm Beach using the telephone.
An ET is every now and then observed staggering through a West Palm Beach neighborhood graveyard.
The spirit of a lady with a plastic bag strapped around her head has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions gazing crossly at the viewer in the middle of a deserted road outside West Palm Beach late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet can now and then be perceived being in an empty villa in West Palm Beach.
A space invader
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from another part of the galaxy is frequently made out standing by a wild highway in the neighborhood of West Palm Beach.
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Ghost Sightings From West Palm Beach
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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