Umatilla

 
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An martian vacationer from the cosmos is occasionally observed walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Umatilla street.

An extremely large platypus has been witnessed on a handful of occasions peeking through flat windows in Umatilla at the stroke of midnight.
    
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves can occasionally be observed around midnight fluttering across Eustis Meadows.

An extremely large koala was witnessed in Ferran Park before dawn reasoning.

The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead came into sight searching through garbage cans on an Umatilla avenue. The ghost mentioned avenging a homicide. If you listen to the locals, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Umatilla some time ago.

A gargantuan raccoon was made out on an Umatilla avenue at night.
 

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