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A glow-in-the-dark human character may be witnessed frequently strolling through a trailer in the neighborhood of Suwannee. In any event, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has now and then been distinguished in Lower Suwannee National Wildlife Refuge at the stroke of midnight hauling a body through some bushes.
A decapitated gentleman is every now and then distinguished before dawn examining Halfmoon Reef in detail. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic spirit that should be let alone.
A gigantic addax has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions at the stroke of midnight conducting a conducted tour of U-Lee Bend to a company of ghosts.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform was spotted at Barnett Creek at the stroke of midnight tossing pebbles into the stream. When the ghost was seen it vanished into the thin air. It's been argued that this precise ghost may be a distinguished old days dweller of Suwannee. Regardless of what people state, it's without a doubt a creepy spirit that is better not upset.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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