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These are some lies we made up about Starke.
A medusa may now and then be made out nosing around in mailboxes at night in Starke.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft was noticed playing a tune on a harp in a Starke mobile home.
A lady with a moderately translucent body became visible in a Starke school after midnight walking the halls. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being spotted. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this spirit is that of a local person who lived here in Starke some time ago.
An ET from planet Venus was noticed trying to find someone in Alligator Creek.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead came into sight next to Heilbronn Spring very late at night hauling a headbone. Shocked by the viewers the ghost vanished into the shadows. In any event, it's sure a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was perceived in an apartment near Starke.
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enormous basilisk was seen in Devil's Millhopper State Park at the ranger station screaming.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has frequently been spotted trying to locate a glove underneath a parked Ford in a Starke parking lot very late at night.
An alien from Venus is frequently spotted in Castillo De San Marcos
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National Monument quite near the park headquarters flashing a kerosene lamp.
A space invader from another world has been perceived on numerous instances in a Starke area store, strolling the aisles.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed repeatedly yelling people's names in the early morning hours before sunrise by a road sign in Starke.
The ghost of a guy dressed in armed forces attire has every now and then been seen having a seat at a coffee table in a Starke mobile home appearing menacing. A lot of folks who live here argue this ghost enjoys scaring unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Starke.
A big frightening beast is once in a while distinguished being carried by a stallion next to a highway near Starke.
A massive muskrat has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances pacing through a flat in close proximity to Starke.
The armor of a medieval knight with no human inside can now and then be spotted striding through a Starke vicinity cemetery.
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alien traveler from another world is repeatedly witnessed hanging out in a derelict farmhouse in Starke.
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Ghost Sightings From Starke
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Ghost Sightings From Starke
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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