Sorrento

 
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A gargantuan elk was made out washing a bloody pair of pants in Droty Spring at the stroke of midnight.

A cyclop was spotted in a Sorrento mobile home.
    
A gigantic monkey was noticed by Lake Bartho redistributing orbs about.

The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been observed in Kelly Park at the stroke of midnight crying out names of people.

An extraterrestrial from Venus is repeatedly noticed hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Black Water Creek before sunrise.

A space invader from outer space has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions staggering by a wild highway in the vicinity of Sorrento.
 

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