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These are some lies we made up about Sneads.
A sasquatch has been noticed on one or two instances attempting to hide a dead body in Brickyard Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship was made out dragging a cadaver over rocks in Apalachee Wildlife Management Area late at night.
A massive salamander materialized shouting at Jim Woodruff Dam around midnight.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief was distinguished attempting to utter something in a sail boat on Creech Pond. The ghost was consumed by the night after being observed.
A colossal rhinoceros was made out flickering a lamp up on the highest spot of Hickory Hill.
A large terrifying dragon was observed down next to Blue Spring before sunrise pondering.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has frequently been distinguished repositioning orbs about in the middle of Crooked Creek.
A black as coal crow that shifted shape into a female is repeatedly distinguished rummaging
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around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Sneads building before dawn.
The ghost of a young female dressed as a maid can repeatedly be distinguished having a seat at the dining table in a Sneads building.
An enormous squirrel can be perceived frequently in a deserted place close to Sneads.
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Ghost Sightings From Sneads
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Ghost Sightings From Sneads
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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