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These are some lies we made up about Sanderson.
A gargantuan crocodile may every now and then be perceived hovering in the air like a balloon in Sanderson.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has often been distinguished underneath a terrifying high tree in Olustee Experimental Forest going wild.
An ET from deep space has been said to have been seen on a handful of occasions in a hardware store in the Sanderson area.
Marco Polo can be seen often attempting to deposit a dead body in Fanny Bay on a dark night.
The ghost of a copper-miner has once in a while been made out in Lake Butler Wildlife Management Area after midnight destroying a box.
A giant leopard is every now and then spotted trying on shoes in a Sanderson residence.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions climbing up from a manhole on a Sanderson residential street after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Sanderson
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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