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These are some lies we made up about Saint Marks.
A space alien was perceived marveling at Allround Point at midnight.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship showed up looking beside Newport Spring around midnight.
A massive lovebird was spotted in Saint Marks National Wildlife Refuge after midnight burying a dead body by a big boulder.
The phantom of a seriously mangled hunter hauling a dead wolf was observed glancing over Blue Sink in the early morning hours. The onlooker was terrified and fled.
A lady devoid of a head was perceived heaving chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Africa Bayou in the early morning hours. The ghost saluted the viewer. Some folks argue this phantom is that of a person who lived here in Saint Marks before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Marks
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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