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These are some lies we made up about Ruskin.
A decapitated guy was witnessed conducting a conducted excursion of Devils Elbow to a company of ghosts before dawn. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being witnessed.
A very large raccoon showed up at Bolster Bayou before sunrise looking down into the water.
An extraterrestrial was perceived strolling through a flat in Ruskin.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has repeatedly been perceived at Andrews Creek at midnight flinging bricks into the flow.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is often seen looking at the waves by the waterfront at Apollo Beach late in the night.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-covered uniform has been distinguished on a handful of occasions marching through a residence in the vicinity of Ruskin. It has been asserted that this individual spirit is probably the struggling spirit of a resident who used to have a house here in Ruskin. Nonetheless, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to bump
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into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy holding a blood-covered knife may frequently be perceived on the pinnacle of Big Cockroach Mound after midnight looking at the sight. According to the residents, this ghost is the undead soul of an old Ruskin local person.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying
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object can be distinguished frequently wandering through a Ruskin vicinity churchyard.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has from time to time been seen ascending out of Big Bend soaked in slime in the early morning hours.
An extremely large eland is every so often spotted attempting to grip something in Cockroach Bay Aquatic Preserve in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another solar system has allegedly been seen on a few occasions shining a flash light along a deserted road in the vicinity of Ruskin at the stroke of midnight.
A space man may every now and then be spotted staying in a derelict home in Ruskin.
An army uniform wandering about lacking a body in it has repeatedly been seen quite near Caladesi Island State Park pushing orbs about. Based on what the people who live here argue, this phantom is that of a local resident who lived here in Ruskin many years ago.
Bigfoot has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances being carried by a moped on a murky highway
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right next door to Ruskin.
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Ghost Sightings From Ruskin
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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