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These are some lies we made up about Raiford.
A very large hippopotamus is often seen at Alligator Creek on a dark night hurling stones into the flow.
An extremely large pig has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions dragging a corpse across the ground in Lake Butler Wildlife Management Area Raiford Tract around midnight.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may frequently be perceived by Cattail Swamp struggling to utter something.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may be spotted often down at Heilbronn Spring at the stroke of midnight struggling to seize something.
A fantastically frightening ghost has once in a while been noticed resting in a chair in a trailer close to Raiford. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that is better not upset.
An extremely large kinkajou is occasionally perceived in the early morning hours chasing a passing Nissan on a shadowy highway near Raiford.
The ghost of an elderly lady clutching a gun may occasionally be seen in the rear seat of a truck by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Raiford
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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