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The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often spotted attempting to dump a corpse in Ashley Prairie on a dark night.
An enormous porcupine has supposedly been seen on a few instances searching through trash container on a Putnam Hall lane.
An alien explorer from another galaxy can repeatedly be observed on a Putnam Hall avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female with the head of a leprechaun may be noticed often hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Putnam Hall.
An extremely large duckbill has sometimes been noticed sniveling at the water at Brooklyn Bay.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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