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Christopher Columbus is often observed staying in a vacant home in Port Saint Joe.
An martian tourist from the cosmos has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances in Constitution Convention Museum State Park by the park headquarters turning toward the eye witness.
The phantom of a train driver can regularly be made out in Constitution Convention Museum State Park late in the night howling at the witness to disappear.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can be spotted over and over again down at the water at Palm Point hurling pebbles.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object has sometimes been noticed crawling out of Chickenhouse Branch covered in dirty water late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is once in a while made out by The Kink mounding pieces of wood.
A space invader from planet Pluto has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions at Horseshoe Creek around
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midnight throwing boulders into the stream.
A gargantuan canary may sometimes be perceived standing by a deserted highway close to Port Saint Joe.
The phantom of a dreadfully mangled hunter hauling a dead deer was distinguished being carried by a Harley on a gloomy road close to Port Saint Joe. The viewer became frightened and fled.
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woman without a head was perceived in a residence in Port Saint Joe. The ghost didn't seem to be agonized by the witnesses. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a wire around her neck came into sight in a Port Saint Joe residence. When the ghost was witnessed it vanished into the night. No matter what, it sure is a scary ghost that you would not want to meet late in the night.
An enormous whale was noticed strolling along a deserted road near Port Saint Joe.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was made out sitting on a sofa in a building near Port Saint Joe.
An extraterrestrial is regularly distinguished before dawn chasing a passing car on a shadowy road right next door to Port Saint Joe.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been made out on one or two instances cutting grass in the back yard of a trailer in Port Saint Joe.
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Ghost Sightings From Port Saint Joe
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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