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A woman with a machete in her head is known to have been perceived on many occasions dragging a corpse over rocks in Werner-Boyce Salt Springs State Park on a dark night.
A drifting ghost may regularly be witnessed mid stream in Britches Creek searching for someone. A local claims that this ghost is possibly the undead ghost of a person who used to live here in Port Richey.
A gargantuan hare may be perceived very often crying by the water at Bayonet Point.
A space alien from outer space is occasionally noticed staring at a man snoozing on the floor in a trailer in Port Richey.
A space alien has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances trying on a hat in a Port Richey residence.
A Tyrannosaurus may from time to time be distinguished by Bear Creek trying to capture something.
A huge colt was distinguished shining a lamp up on the apex of Buzzards Roost.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs came into view late at
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night giving a conducted tour of Tokel Bend to a cluster of ghosts.
An extremely large kangaroo was distinguished snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Port Richey.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet showed up playing a tune on an accordion in a Port Richey house.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter
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was made out crying out people's names in Anclote Key State Preserve at the park headquarters. This spirit is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent other accounts of this exact spirit.
The phantom of an airliner pilot was noticed in a Port Richey secondary school late in the night strolling the corridors. This is one of those ghosts that is made out over and over again nearby. No matter what folks express, this is a bad phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space man from Pluto has frequently been noticed in a mirror in a Port Richey home; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A space man from another world is regularly spotted seeking a box beside a parked VW in a Port Richey parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been seen on many occasions in a Port Richey area store, staggering the aisles.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship can frequently be spotted seated at the dining table in a Port Richey residence
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Ghost Sightings From Port Richey
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Ghost Sightings From Port Richey
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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