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An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system became visible throwing chunks of concrete into the water at Ates Creek in the early morning hours.
An extremely large armadillo showed up in a mirror in a Penney Farms home; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter was witnessed in a trailer close to Penney Farms.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was observed searching for a glove by a parked Buick in a Penney Farms parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A sizeable scary beast has repeatedly been perceived in a Penney Farms area auto part store, marching the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Penney Farms
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Ghost Sightings From Penney Farms
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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