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These are some lies we made up about Palm Coast.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head can frequently be observed in a desolate neighborhood near Palm Coast.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag strapped around her head can be distinguished often flashing a lamp by Big Mulberry Branch.
A centaur has sometimes been distinguished trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a murky highway close to Palm Coast.
The martian captain of a UFO is occasionally noticed by Black Branch Swamp shuffling orbs around.
A massive fox is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances gulping fuel from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Palm Coast.
A moderately transparent gentleman dressed as the captain of a fishing boat can sometimes be seen concealing a body by a sizeable rock in Washington Oaks Gardens State Park at night. People here claim that this phantom loves terrifying unwise folks who come seeking phantoms in Palm Coast.
A gigantic gorilla is regularly spotted
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verbalizing into the night as if someone besides was there.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions going bananas at the water's edge at Black Lake.
A space alien from another galaxy can regularly be spotted hollowing out a crater outside the entrance to Anastasia State Recreation Area.
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sizeable bloodcurdling ghost has every so often been observed walking a German Shepherd after midnight on a shady Palm Coast residential street. A local woman declares that this ghost may well be a distinguished former time inhabitant of Palm Coast. In any event, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that you don't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader is from time to time seen destroying an object in Canaveral National Seashore at the park headquarters.
The spirit of a youthful guy sporting a confederate uniform has been made out on many occasions staring through trailer windows in Palm Coast in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that any commonsensical person would not want to bump into.
The ghost of a shackled up man may every so often be distinguished searching through trash container on a Palm Coast residential street.
Julius Ceasar was witnessed on a Palm Coast residential street before dawn.
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extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO came into view staring at an old woman snoozing on a mattress in a home in Palm Coast.
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Ghost Sightings From Palm Coast
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Ghost Sightings From Palm Coast
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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