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These are some lies we made up about Palm Beach.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system can frequently be made out in Flamingo Park late at night trying to find someone.
A decapitated man may be perceived often conversing into the air as if someone in addition was nearby. In any case, it is in all certainty a terrifying ghost that is better not disrupted.
A space invader from space is sometimes witnessed walking a Pit Bull at midnight on a shadowy Palm Beach lane.
A woman with her head cut off is known to have been perceived on many instances peeping through home windows in Palm Beach at midnight.
A military uniform walking around lacking a body in it may now and then be perceived shining a kerosene lamp at Port of Palm Beach before dawn. It has been alleged that this particular spirit might be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Palm Beach.
An extremely large hartebeest was seen down near the water at Sherman Point frightening people.
The phantom of
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a civil war combatant showed up in the center of Earman River shifting orbs about. Being frightened by the eye witnesses the ghost vanished into the shadows.
The phantom of an awfully charred woman was made out watching TV in a Palm Beach living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. When made out the ghost came up to the watcher who
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then escaped.
A space man was distinguished in Hugh Taylor Birch State Recreation Area right by the ranger station turning toward the onlooker.
A Centrosaurus was spotted going through trash cans on a Palm Beach residential road.
The ghost of a guy having the sign of the devil engraved into his head is frequently witnessed in Big Cypress National Preserve quite near the ranger station throwing stones.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman pulling a dead coyote has been witnessed on one or two occasions suspended in the air like a balloon in Palm Beach.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship can regularly be observed gazing at a woman snoozing in a bed in a home in Palm Beach.
A lady without a head may be observed very often in a grocery store in the Palm Beach area.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has sometimes been noticed trying on shoes in a Palm Beach mobile home.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cord around her neck is occasionally witnessed creeping up from
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a manhole on a Palm Beach residential street at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Palm Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Palm Beach
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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