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These are some lies we made up about Oxford.
A decapitated lady has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions creeping out from a manhole on an Oxford avenue at midnight.
The ghost of a teenage girl can frequently be made out performing a song on a guitar in an Oxford flat.
A very large argali has every so often been observed struggling to dump a corpse in Black Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan rhinoceros is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances clutching a human headbone down at the shore at Camellia Lake.
A huge bighorn may sometimes be spotted in an Oxford highschool in the early morning hours walking the halls.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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