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One of the three Little Pigs may be spotted over and over again looking through building windows in Orange Springs at midnight.
A space alien from Mars has now and then been seen fly fishing from the water's edge of Blue Lake in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from space has allegedly been spotted on a few instances hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Cabbage Creek before sunrise.
The spirit of a female with a dagger in her head may now and then be spotted struggling out of Waldron Millpond drenched in filth around midnight. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter late at night.
The ghost of a chained up lady has frequently been noticed gulping water from Blue Springs late in the night. No matter what, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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