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An extraterrestrial from deep space was seen stacking rocks down beside Wadesboro Springs after midnight.
A huge wombat came into view glugging down blood from a mug down next to the water at Catfish Point.
An alien was witnessed gobbling a burger by Johnson Slough.
The ghost of a young-looking man having on a winter coat was noticed conversing into the air as if someone besides was nearby. The spirit did not appear to be anxious by the observers. It's been declared that this precise ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Orange Park long ago.
The Wizard of Oz has often been distinguished on the peak of Ortega Hills on a dark night gazing at the view.
A colossal koodoo has been said to have been seen on several instances staring through house windows in Orange Park at midnight.
A gigantic dingo may repeatedly be seen watching shows in an Orange Park living room before sunrise.
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beheaded guy can be witnessed time and again pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Bradley Creek late in the night. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Orange Park in the past.
A gargantuan leopard has from time to time been spotted visiting Black Point after midnight.
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ghost of a nurse with a blood-splattered uniform is every now and then witnessed gazing in Columbus Park at midnight. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy people who have the courage to disturb the serenity in Orange Park. Whatever people say, it undoubtedly is a terrifying phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been observed on numerous instances on an Orange Park road very late at night.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy may sometimes be spotted suspended in the air like a blimp in Orange Park.
A woman with her head and both legs cut off has often been spotted startling folks in Castillo De San Marcos National Monument quite near the park headquarters. Folks who have witnessed this spirit assert this spirit may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Orange Park some time ago.
An ET from another solar system is frequently seen moving orbs
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around in Anastasia State Recreation Area near the ranger station.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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