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These are some lies we made up about Ocoee.
A colossal pig may every so often be distinguished staying in a neglected structure in Ocoee.
A man having an axe in his head has frequently been distinguished being carried by a motorcycle on a murky highway near Ocoee. It has been alleged that this individual ghost gets pleasure from terrifying folks who come seeking ghosts in Ocoee.
The Gingerbread Man is frequently seen at Crown Point before sunrise gazing down into the water.
A gentleman's body with the head of a pig has purportedly been made out on several occasions in Irrgain Park around midnight annihilating a map. According to the folks who live here, this spirit may well be a celebrated former time native of Ocoee.
An alien from planet Venus can frequently be perceived looking for a book by Pike Lake.
A space man from outer space can be seen repeatedly in a plastic boat on Lake Luntz having a burger.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has
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now and then been observed in a mobile home in Ocoee.
An alien from planet Mars is occasionally witnessed marching by the side of a desolate road in close proximity to Ocoee.
A massive sheep is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances chatting into the night in Blue Springs State Park outside the park headquarters.
Galileo
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may every so often be seen sitting on the floor in a residence in the vicinity of Ocoee.
A giant lemur was seen clutching a human skull in Canaveral National Seashore right by the ranger station.
A feminine figure appeared in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight. Numerous accounts of this ghost have been described. One thing's for sure, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a woman with numbers carved into her back was observed by a person canoeing in a river near Ocoee. Several folks close at hand have had similar sightings involving a similar ghost.
A sasquatch came into view resting on a sofa in an apartment in Ocoee.
A woman with worms crawling out of her ears was spotted wandering from home to home in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Ocoee lane. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of additional sightings of this specific ghost. In any event,
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it's a menacing phantom that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Ocoee
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Ghost Sightings From Ocoee
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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