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These are some lies we made up about O Brien.
An ET may once in a while be noticed taking a rest at a coffee table in an O Brien trailer.
Julius Ceasar has frequently been seen in Troy Spring State Park at night hauling a corpse across the dirt.
A huge ground hog is often witnessed cleaning a blood-covered pillow in Little River Springs at night.
An martian voyager from deep space has purportedly been noticed on numerous occasions gazing at folks in an O Brien trailer through a door crack.
The creepy ghost of a Viking may repeatedly be perceived drifting along on Little River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Tyrannosaurus can be spotted over and over again meditating near the entrance to Ichetucknee Springs State Park.
A man that turned into a vampire has now and then been observed trying to get cars to stop next to a shady highway outside O Brien. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From O Brien
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Ghost Sightings From O Brien
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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