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These are some lies we made up about North Fort Myers.
An ET from planet Mercury has often been witnessed down at the water at Marsh Point carrying a skull.
A large creepy monster is regularly witnessed around midnight floating down on Billy Creek.
The spirit of an aged gold digger with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his right hand has been witnessed on a few occasions playing a melody on a guitar in a North Fort Myers apartment. A lot of locals say this ghost could be a well-known past inhabitant of North Fort Myers. Regardless of what folks utter, this is a bad ghost that should be let alone.
A colossal gila monster can be distinguished over and over again in Caloosahatchee National Wildlife Refuge around midnight pulling a corpse across the dirt.
A space invader from another solar system is once in a while witnessed in a North Fort Myers secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise strolling the corridors.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been noticed
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on numerous occasions in a mirror in a North Fort Myers house; the spirit was only observable in the mirror.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy can from time to time be seen in a home close to North Fort Myers.
The ghost of a waitress has repeatedly been perceived shuffling orbs around near the entrance to Cayo Costa State
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Park.
A space invader from planet Neptune has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions searching for a photo by a parked Jeep in a North Fort Myers parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
Socrates may regularly be distinguished looking wrathfully at the viewer at midnight by a mailbox in North Fort Myers.
A space man from deep space can be spotted frequently relaxing at a coffee table in a North Fort Myers flat going wild.
An enormous guanaco is every so often seen striding through a building in North Fort Myers.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions riding on a steed down a highway close to North Fort Myers.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady can occasionally be spotted at a pay phone in North Fort Myers making a telephone call. Any which way, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy was observed staggering through a North Fort Myers neighborhood
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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