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These are some lies we made up about New Port Richey.
An enormous mouse is every now and then distinguished sitting at a table in a New Port Richey residence going wild.
Nicolaus Copernicus has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions walking through a home in New Port Richey.
An alien from space has often been seen striding through a house near New Port Richey.
A very large waterbuck is frequently witnessed in Werner-Boyce Salt Springs State Park late in the night pulling a corpse over the grass.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO is known to have been observed on many occasions at midnight marveling at Horseshoe Bend.
An Anchisaurus may regularly be witnessed downing paint in Britches Creek.
The phantom of a young-looking lady drenched in blood can be spotted very frequently staring down into the water at Baileys Bluff before sunrise.
A colossal parrot has from time to time been made out chatting into the night by Anderson Lake.
A space man from
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planet Pluto has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions staggering through a New Port Richey neighborhood cemetery.
A colossal jaguar may sometimes be noticed right by the entrance to Anclote Key State Preserve sobbing.
A space invader from another planet was observed shouting beside a secluded road next to New
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Port Richey very late at night.
Genghis Khan appeared staying in a neglected villa in New Port Richey.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer was noticed riding on a motorbike on a gloomy road near New Port Richey.
A very large dormouse came into sight in a New Port Richey residence.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was spotted striding alongside a desolate highway outside New Port Richey.
The ghost of an aged hag was observed resting in a chair in a house next to New Port Richey. When the phantom was perceived it disappeared into the thin air.
A lady's body having a donkey's head has frequently been noticed before dawn rushing after a passing Pontiac on a shady road next to New Port Richey. Regardless of what people articulate, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space alien from another world is frequently spotted in the rear seat of a truck by the driver witnessing the phantom in her rear view mirror at night.
Count Dracula has been
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made out on a small number of occasions mowing the lawn in the front yard of an apartment in New Port Richey.
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Ghost Sightings From New Port Richey
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Ghost Sightings From New Port Richey
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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