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These are some lies we made up about Neptune Beach.
A space invader has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances in Gonzales Park on a dark night looking for a box.
The alien captain of a flying saucer can frequently be seen at El Verde Yacht Basin before dawn looking at the panorama.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space can be noticed very frequently in an apartment in close proximity to Neptune Beach.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has once in a while been seen in a Neptune Beach area supermarket, striding the aisles.
A massive deer is occasionally distinguished seated at the dining table in a Neptune Beach trailer conversing into the night.
A huge alpaca is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions reading a book in a motor boat on Huguenot Lagoon.
A space man from another galaxy can now and then be noticed gazing at the view from the pinnacle of Indian Mound late at night.
A gigantic reptile has often been distinguished at the stroke
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of midnight scrambling out of Boathouse Creek soaked in filth.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft is known to have been observed on a small number of instances gazing down at the waterfront at Seminole Beach.
A huge ermine can repeatedly be noticed gazing down into the water at Buccaneer Point late at night.
An extraterrestrial
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tourist from space can be witnessed often late in the night flying over Mayport Basin.
A female with a green face has every so often been perceived shining a lamp by Boggy Branch.
An ET from another planet is once in a while distinguished marching through an apartment in Neptune Beach.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer has supposedly been made out on numerous instances staggering through a building next to Neptune Beach.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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