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An enormous moose has supposedly been spotted on many instances by a guy hunting in a forest close to Middleburg.
The ghost of a plane pilot may be perceived time and again having a seat in a chair in a home in Middleburg. Some of the residents declare this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Middleburg local person. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be shunned.
A very large steer has every now and then been observed conversing into the air beside a lamppost in Middleburg.
An ET from deep space is from time to time perceived searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Middleburg house in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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