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These are some lies we made up about Middleburg.
A woman with the head of a beast has repeatedly been seen looking for a person mid stream in Big Branch. A local person asserts that this phantom may well be a well-known past inhabitant of Middleburg.
The spirit of a man having half his head gone is repeatedly distinguished among the trees of Jennings State Forest gripping a human skull. No matter what people utter, it's a frightening ghost that any normal person would not want to run into.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has allegedly been noticed on a few instances shouting in Branan Field Mitigation Park Wildlife and Environmental Area after midnight.
A gigantic pony may regularly be spotted staring down a deserted road in the neighborhood of Middleburg before sunrise.
A headless female can be observed time and again being in a neglected home in Middleburg.
The spirit of an adolescent girl has once in a while been witnessed standing by a deserted road right next door to Middleburg.
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da Gama is occasionally seen shuffling orbs about in Big Talbot Island State Park right by the park headquarters.
The phantom of a woman with half her head lost has been distinguished on frequent instances in Castillo De San Marcos National Monument quite near the ranger station looking bloodcurdling.
A very large aardvark may sometimes
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be distinguished riding on a bicycle on a dark road in close proximity to Middleburg.
An extremely large ape was observed in an apartment in Middleburg.
Count Dracula came into sight in a Middleburg apartment.
A very large finch was spotted staggering by a secluded road near Middleburg.
A lady with a machete in her head came into sight showing up in a bathroom mirror. The ghost mumbled about avenging a murder. One of the residents decisively says that this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Middleburg. Anyhow, it's sure a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted seated on a stool in an apartment outside Middleburg.
The phantom of a young Indian combatant has frequently been observed at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing Jeep on a shadowy highway in close proximity to Middleburg.
A space invader from planet Saturn is frequently witnessed watering plants
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in the side garden of a mobile home in Middleburg.
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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