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These are some lies we made up about Miami Beach.
A giant polar bear was observed looking furiously at the observer around midnight by a vending machine in Miami Beach.
Plato was noticed taking a rest at the dining table in a Miami Beach residence shouting at the viewer to go away.
A colossal dromedary has often been noticed in 36th Street Park in the early morning hours dragging a cadaver across the dirt.
The Abominable Snowman has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions tossing pebbles on the water's edge of Lamar Lake.
An enormous ewe may frequently be made out trying to dump a dead body in Flamingo Waterway late at night.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may be distinguished frequently by the water at Bay Point devastating a shoe.
The spirit of a street bum has occasionally been spotted down by the water at Virginia Beach seeking a bag.
An ET is occasionally distinguished by Crandon Marina very late at night looking at the water.
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a youthful female soaked in blood has been observed on a small number of occasions heaving pieces of wood into the current at Little River at night.
The alien captain of a UFO has often been seen marching through a residence in Miami Beach.
A sizeable creepy ogre is regularly seen riding on a stallion by a highway near Miami Beach.
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gigantic capybara may repeatedly be noticed looking for another ghost in Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park right by the park headquarters.
A man with a large hole through his chest has sometimes been observed near Big Cypress National Preserve carrying a skull. Regardless of what folks express, this phantom undoubtedly is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to come across before sunrise.
Issac Newton is sometimes seen striding through a building close to Miami Beach.
An alien tourist from space has purportedly been observed on one or two instances at a public phone in Miami Beach using the phone.
A huge oryx can occasionally be distinguished struggling to capture something down a deserted highway in the vicinity of Miami Beach in the early morning hours.
A space man from another solar system was observed being in an empty home in Miami Beach.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun came into sight standing by a wild highway outside Miami Beach. When the ghost was spotted it faded away into the night.
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extremely large ox was perceived in a trailer in Miami Beach.
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Ghost Sightings From Miami Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Miami Beach
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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