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These are some lies we made up about Mc Intosh.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot was perceived in Heagy Burry Park on a dark night covering a dead body by a sizeable rock. This is one of those ghosts that is made out over and over again close by. Local people who have made out this spirit declare this spirit is that of a resident who resided here in Mc Intosh some time ago.
A space man from planet Jupiter was distinguished before dawn fluttering over Hickman Prairie.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is repeatedly perceived in a restaurant in the Mc Intosh area.
A colossal puma can repeatedly be seen trying on shoes in a Mc Intosh apartment.
A space invader can be perceived very frequently howling at the viewer to disappear by Hawthorn Prairie.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Intosh
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Intosh
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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