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These are some lies we made up about Mascotte.
A female afire, carrying a fuel bottle is known to have been made out on many instances burying a cadaver by a big rock in Emmauel Camp in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy may occasionally be made out pacing through an apartment in the vicinity of Mascotte.
An alien from Pluto was observed at midnight soaring over Big Prairie.
The spirit of a young air force pilot appeared bass fishing from the water's edge of Twin Lake before dawn. Freaked out by the viewers the spirit withdrew into the darkness. One of the folks who live here determinedly claims that this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Mascotte some time ago. No matter what, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that you don't want to run into at midnight.
Napoleon Bonaparte was made out trying to deposit a cadaver in Bay Lake after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Mascotte
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Ghost Sightings From Mascotte
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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