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These are some lies we made up about Marianna.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has regularly been observed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Marianna.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances in Florida Caverns State Park in the early morning hours pulling a cadaver across the ground.
A colossal peccary can frequently be spotted playing a melody on an accordion in a Marianna home.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe can be perceived over and over again down at the water at Taylor Hole staring. People claim that this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Marianna in the past. Well, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you do not want to meet on a dark night.
A space man from planet Mercury has sometimes been observed in a plastic boat on Caraway Mill Pond trying to snatch something.
A giant koodoo is every now and then witnessed sipping water from Baltzell Spring around
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midnight.
An alien from another world may from time to time be spotted around midnight ascending out of Beech Pond drenched in filth.
A giant ram has often been noticed in a Marianna school late at night wandering the halls.
An alien is regularly observed in the center of Baker Creek redistributing orbs around.
The creepy
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ghost of a conquistador has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions soaring over Blue Sink on a dark night. A person who lives here declares that this ghost likes frightening foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in Marianna. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to run into.
A guy that transformed into a vampire can frequently be noticed in a mirror in a Marianna house; the phantom was only observable in the mirror.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object has now and then been distinguished howling at the observer to stay away in Chattahoochee State Park quite near the ranger station.
A space alien from Saturn has purportedly been made out on a small number of instances in a residence in the neighborhood of Marianna.
An extremely large lemur can sometimes be perceived in a Marianna area grocery store, pacing the aisles.
The ghost of a pregnant woman was distinguished stacking bricks at the stroke of midnight by a mailbox in Marianna. When the witness
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appeared the ghost ran off. Some of the people who live here argue this spirit could be the soul of a local who passed away here in Marianna many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Marianna
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Ghost Sightings From Marianna
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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