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These are some lies we made up about Malone.
A space man from another solar system was distinguished near the shore at Bell Pond piling chunks of concrete.
A space alien showed up taking pleasure in the panorama at Bazemore Mill Lake Dam before dawn.
An martian traveler from another solar system was made out trying to locate a shoe by Bazemores Mill Branch.
A wandering ghost materialized sipping water by Moates Bay. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed often in the vicinity. Folks here who have distinguished this spirit assert this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Malone many years ago.
The phantom of a youthful Indian warrior was noticed trying on a hat in a Malone trailer. The phantom unmoved that there was someone else there. Regardless of what folks express, it is in all certainty a frightening spirit that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Malone
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Ghost Sightings From Malone
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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