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These are some lies we made up about Macclenny.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot was witnessed chatting into the thin air as if somebody in addition was there. The phantom was unconcerned that there was someone else there.
A woman with a bottle-green face came into sight walking a Collie in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Macclenny residential road. When the eye witness showed up the ghost fled.
An alien from another planet was made out looking through flat windows in Macclenny late at night.
An ET was made out creeping out of Barber Bay covered in mud at midnight.
An alien explorer from the cosmos has regularly been witnessed watching TV in a Macclenny living room in the early morning hours.
A space invader from planet Neptune is repeatedly distinguished at Bay Branch around midnight hurling pieces of wood into the water.
A very large aoudad has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions by The Big Bend of Saint Marys River obliterating
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a bag.
The ghost of a mailman can regularly be spotted in Devil's Millhopper State Park right by the ranger station seeking a picture.
A womanly character can be perceived over and over again rummaging around in garbage container on a Macclenny street. In any event, it is unquestionably a menacing spirit that is rather not disrupted.
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centaur has from time to time been spotted at the entrance to Castillo De San Marcos National Monument slurping apple juice.
A colossal marmoset is once in a while spotted floating in the air like a helium balloon in Macclenny.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword is rumored to have been observed on many instances in a grocery store in the Macclenny area.
The spirit of a female with words cut into her arm can sometimes be witnessed trying on a hat in a Macclenny home.
A big chilling giant has frequently been witnessed ascending up from a manhole on a Macclenny lane at night.
A colossal musk deer is often noticed poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Macclenny.
Socrates may regularly be seen playing a tune on an accordion in a Macclenny residence.
An enormous cat has occasionally been observed in a Macclenny secondary school at midnight wandering the hallways.
An Icthyosaurus is occasionally noticed in a home outside Macclenny.
A space invader from another galaxy
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may occasionally be perceived trying to find a bag beside a parked Chevy in a Macclenny parking lot late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Macclenny
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Ghost Sightings From Macclenny
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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