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These are some lies we made up about Lulu.
An ET from Saturn has often been seen having a seat on a couch in a trailer in Lulu.
The spirit of an aged witch is frequently noticed mid stream in Price Creek articulating into the thin air.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances reading a book beside a streetlight in Lulu. People who have made out this ghost argue this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Lulu. One thing is for certain, this is an antagonistic ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to come across.
A guy having the head of a goblin can regularly be distinguished striding from mobile home to mobile home late in the night on a Lulu residential road.
William Shakespeare may be perceived over and over again searching through the freezer in the kitchen of a Lulu house in the early morning hours.
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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