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These are some lies we made up about Leesburg.
A gigantic donkey may every now and then be noticed suspended in the air like a balloon in Leesburg.
A centaur was spotted obliterating a map in Bonaire Park late in the night.
An ET from another world came into view staring at a lady snoozing on the floor in a mobile home in Leesburg.
A female's body with a rat's head was perceived trying to find a map in the center of Helena Run. The ghost nodded to the eye witness.
An alien was witnessed munching on a melon up on the highest spot of Tomato Hill.
A moderately rotten human dead body was spotted down at the water at Dead River smoking a cigar. The spirit was swallowed by the night after being noticed. A local man alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Leesburg a long time ago.
A colossal armadillo has regularly been observed creeping out of Hampton Prairie covered in mud around midnight.
An extremely large basilisk
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has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions down next to Blue Springs after midnight reading a pamphlet.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world may be noticed time and again trying on shoes in a Leesburg trailer.
An ET from outer space has every now and then been perceived scrambling out of a manhole on a Leesburg
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lane on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial is once in a while perceived nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Leesburg.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has been distinguished on a handful of instances at Blue Springs State Park struggling to grab something.
An extremely large moose may sometimes be spotted performing a song on an accordion in a Leesburg home.
A space invader from Pluto has frequently been noticed in a mirror in a Leesburg flat; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is frequently spotted in a residence in the neighborhood of Leesburg.
An ET is rumored to have been perceived on one or two occasions looking for a book underneath a parked Nissan in a Leesburg parking lot on a dark night.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be distinguished in a Leesburg area clothing store, walking the aisles.
A space alien from outer space may be spotted repeatedly taking a rest at the
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kitchen counter in a Leesburg flat yelling at the onlooker to go away.
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Ghost Sightings From Leesburg
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Ghost Sightings From Leesburg
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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