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These are some lies we made up about Lawtey.
The ghost of an elderly woman grasping a pistol has once in a while been noticed holding a human cranium by Cattail Swamp.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often noticed pulling a corpse across the ground in Lake Butler Wildlife Management Area Raiford Tract on a dark night.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has supposedly been noticed on many instances cleaning a blood-covered bed sheet in Heilbronn Spring on a dark night. No matter what folks say, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A Pterodactyl can now and then be perceived trying to exclaim something mid stream in Alligator Creek.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world was perceived nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Lawtey.
An alien from another world came into view playing a harpsichord in a Lawtey apartment.
An extraterrestrial was noticed in a Lawtey highschool in the early morning hours pacing the hallways.
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extremely large chipmunk came into sight moving orbs about near Devil's Millhopper State Park.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship was perceived in a building in close proximity to Lawtey.
A black as coal dog that transformed into a female was spotted in Castillo De San Marcos National Monument quite near the park headquarters
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pointing at the onlooker. Many people nearby have had matching incidents involving an identical spirit.
A space man from Mars has repeatedly been noticed looking for a map next to a parked truck in a Lawtey parking lot around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Lawtey
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Ghost Sightings From Lawtey
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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