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A sizeable bloodcurdling beast appeared searching through trash cans on a Lanark Village street.
A space alien from deep space was distinguished stacking stones by Davis Bluff.
A gigantic springbok has frequently been perceived obliterating a glove by Picketts Bay.
An alien is often noticed suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Lanark Village.
The martian mechanic of a UFO is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions taking in the scenery at Carrabelle Harbor around midnight.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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